Wednesday, May 29, 2013

I'll.{be}.there.for.you.

I have decided on a new bucket item list. 

I want to be serenaded with emphasis.
I don't know when or where, 
but my life will not be complete 
until I am the spotlight center of such an act.

1) without reservation
2) both shame and pride checked at the door

I want to be wooed in song 
melodically, audibly intoxicated with lyrics
{performer's blood alcohol content will not be questioned}

and I want it to be......an epic ballad
not just some run-of-the-mill love song
No.
if it doesn't have the potential for vocal strain 
and possible hamstring pulling theatrical song animation = no
I'm talking about hair band style singing that makes you sweat 
air guitar theatrics
raspy-throat-the-next-day-performing
Adam Sandler Wedding Singer-esque
John-Cusack-style hold the speaker box of love up to the window sanging!!!!

let's start with: 


wait for it, wait for it...


roll your windows up
 beat the steering wheel like it's a drum set
pound.it.out and saaaaang!


guitar smashing
mic stand tossing
build to a crashing crescendo drum beat 
kick the wind kind of song 
shake the sweat out yo hair
ball your fists up and battle back the emotions

THIS is my MacDaddy of favorite love ballads
oh, Richie...
oh, Jon...

fist pump
chest bump
heart thump 

sing it to me baby and put your back into it!!

"I'll be there for you!
These five words I swear to you!
When you breath, I wanna be the air for you!
I'll.
Be.
There.
For.
You.
whooooooooooooooooooa
oooooooooooooooooa
oooa
whooooooooooooa
oooooooo
oooooo 
oooooooooooooooooo"

when I find my Mister, I'll make sure he knows about this
this may be part of a future nuptial agreement
this kind of performance at least once a year for all the years were together...
cause who can split apart when you have an epic love ballad karaoke promise?

no one.
that's who.

<3

2 comments:

  1. YES. I am with you girl! Especially the Bon jovi one... Now I wanna blast these songs as I'm driving down the road... As I always do :)

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  2. A surprise serenade at our wedding reception is one of my favorite memories we have together. It really is one of those things that is as wonderful as you dream it to be <3

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